Saturday, September 30, 2023

The Vampire's Coffee Shop Ch. 27

Chapter 27
The Grand Library


"CHOO! CHOO!" went the train as it chugged across a grassy plain. 

As the large, black locomotive and its trail of boxes sped over steel tracks, a young lion cub stuck his head out the window, pointed ahead and cried, "Look! Look! I can already see the city!" The wind made the golden fur on his face whip around and pushed his ears back.

"George!" snapped the pale blue vampire, the owner of a coffee shop and the lion cub's adopted father. "Get back inside before you lose your head!"

To some, he was also known as, "Boss".

As soon as George the lion cub pulled his head back inside, the vampire slammed the window shut before sitting back down himself while looking understandably very disgruntled. Sitting across from the unusual father-son pair was Peggy, who had accepted an invitation to come along on this trip because she had nothing better to do.

The three of them were headed to the Royal Capital, the very heart of the Ariela Kingdom to visit a great, big library, known as the Grand Library, because of some homework that George had. Peggy wondered just what sort of elementary school homework would require a trip halfway across the country to a library that doubled as THE national archive, but never got a straight answer when she asked.

The ride was about four hours long. Peggy and the others bought lunch off a polished bronze trolley that was pushed by a pair of white, frilled silk gloves with long, slender fingers. ONLY by a pair of gloves.

Lunch was spaghetti covered in parmesan cheese, olive oil and garlic flakes, with crunchy, golden garlic toast on the side. Peggy didn't mind eating Western-style meals most of the time, but now and then she missed having a good dim sum.

"If you're in the mood for Zhao food, there are plenty of restaurants in the Capital that actually serve it," said her Boss. "Just remind me to save some for Uncle Theo and the others back home. It's the least we can do when they're looking after the shop for us."

Peggy did not mean to speak her thoughts aloud and shrank from the embarrassment.

It was right when they had just finished eating and were digesting the food when George got bored, stuck his head out the window and announced their arrival. 

Not for the first time since she started living in the world of Emeron, Peggy felt more like she had traveled back in time instead of a different world. The train station they stopped at looked like it belonged in an old-timey movie that took place in maybe the 1920s or 1930s with bright wood benches split into rows and columns in the middle of a vast chamber of stone and fancy iron fretwork that separated the ticket booth clerks from the rest of the world. Most of the people, Boss included, were certainly dressed for those time periods. In addition, Boss also had on a long, black cape over his shoulders and brought along an umbrella that he unfurled before stepping out into the sun. 

Although a day walker for most of his life, the sun could still be taxing to him. And the Royal Capital seemed to be a really, really sunny place. The buildings were practically blinding in the daylight.

If Featherkeep was a town of wood, the Royal Capital was a city of stone. Stone buildings stretched out as far as the eye could see, no smaller than five stories tall. Some were made of red brick while others looked like they were made with small, black boulders. There were some buildings colored with welcoming warmth and others colored to coldly reject casual visitors. Overall, like the train station, the design of the city and its buildings was very late 1800s, early 1900s.

And unlike the cobblestone roads of Featherkeep, the roads of the Royal Capital were all smooth pavement. They branched out into random directions. There was no straight line path to the big, white castle that could be seen over all the other buildings where a certain someone could look down on the city like the sky's great eyes. Boss explained the maze-like pathway to the castle was to make it harder for attackers to reach the royal family in case there was ever an invasion.

Black carriages wheeled back and forth on the roads. At first, Peggy thought they were really, really REALLY old-fashioned cars. But, nope. They were plain-old, classic horse-drawn carriages, only minus the horses. Peggy wondered if maybe the horses were invisible. But again, nope. No horses were around. When Boss hailed one of the carriages for a ride, Peggy waved her hand in front of it and passed it through nothing.

Bemused, Boss asked, "What are you doing, Peggy?"

Peggy quickly stammered, "N-nothing!" before climbing inside the carriage after him.

The carriage took the trio down a street full of colorful buildings that housed shops glittering on the inside like diamonds and gold, and then turned left into an avenue of crowded eateries. A turn right led to a duller boulevard of houses and living complexes. Another right turn brought the trio along a tall, red brick wall that boxed in the city park as if it was actually someone's private garden. After twenty minutes of traveling along the side of the park, the carriage turned left into a short road that curved right around a creamy-white building that looked like a pawn piece in a chess game. Past that was a straight line to the library, which . . .

. . . turned out to be just a pair of windowpane doors smack-dab in the middle of a concrete, square-shaped courtyard with carriage roads surrounding it at all sides. 

White paint flaked off the doors' wood frames as Peggy stared at them. And then she turned to Boss and said, "THIS is the Grand Library, the biggest library in the kingdom?"

Boss replied, "Just open the doors and see for yourself."

On the vampire's invitation, Peggy grasped the brass door handles, twisted them down and pulled them apart. She expected to just see empty concrete space bathed in white hot sunlight on the other side, but instead, she found herself staring into a room full of tall bookshelves that stretched far and wide, as far as her eyes could see, with branching pathways like a maze. The surrounding walls of the room were also covered with books from the floor all the way up to the ceiling.

Peggy shut the doors and then walked around them once. As far as she could see, the doors were just that, doors by themselves that lead nowhere. But when she opened the doors again, there was the room and its vast labyrinth of bookshelves, but with one major difference: this time there was a dark green snake that was as big as the train Peggy rode on earlier today. 

With his head way up high, the ginormous snake looked down at Peggy through his round, thick black-framed glasses. He used the tip of his tail to straighten his necktie before speaking in a clear, baritone voice, "Well, hello there. Welcome to the Grand Library of the Ariela Kingdom. I'm Basal Lisk, the head librarian."

At this point, thanks in no small part to Boss' mom, Peggy had gotten used to giant, talking monsters. That probably wasn't a good thing, but taking the great serpent's presence in stride, Peggy looked up at it and said, "Quick question, are you a basilisk?"

A basilisk is a kind of giant snake monster that showed up in a lot of the fantasy comic books and storybooks that Peggy used to read.

The serpent nodded his great, big head and replied, "Yes."

"So you're Basal Lisk the basilisk?"

"It's a little on the nose, I know," said the giant snake. "I don't know what my parents were thinking when they named me Basal."

"Hey, Basal," said Boss as he walked in with George. "Long time no see."

"Well, this is a surprise," said Basal, eyes wide to match his words. "I didn't expect to see you in the Royal Capital of all places."

"Yeah, well, my son needed a certain book for his homework, and I figured if there was one place it'd be at, it'd be the Grand Library. You don't have to mind us. I think we can find our own way around here."

"With you around, I don't doubt it," said Basal. "You always were good at getting around places. But if you ever need any help, just call out to any of the nearby librarians on patrol."

"Will do," Boss promised.

When Basal slithered away after excusing himself, Peggy turned to the coffee shop Owner and asked him, "You know that giant snake, Boss? It sounded like you were old friends."

"I used to commute to a school here at the Royal Capital," the vampire explained. "During that time, I used the Grand Library all the time for my schoolwork."

"You mean you used to go back and forth between Featherkeep and here for school? How'd you manage that?" asked Peggy.

"The last owner of the coffee shop did me a favor and made a magic doorway I could use to go anywhere in an instant, no matter how far away the place is," Boss said. 

Unable to contain her astonishment, Peggy cried out, "You have a magic doorway that could take you anywhere!?"

"Shh!" a nearby Dalmatian dog in a three-piece suit shushed reproachfully.

After whispering sorry to the Dalmatian dog man, Boss told Peggy, "Not anymore. The last owner took the thing away with her when she handed me the deed to the shop. I wish she'd let me keep it. It'd save me loads of money on train tickets!

"Anyway, Peggy, George and I'll be looking for that book for his homework, but you're free to wander around on your own if you'd like."

"Thanks, Boss," said Peggy. "I'll do just that."

With a promise to meet back up at the front entrance in a few hours, Peggy split from the others and went to explore the east side of the library. George and Boss headed for the stairs at the west side. 

Before walking up the stairs, however, Boss paused to pull out a bundle of tissues, blew his nose loudly into them and tossed them into a tin waste bin sitting next to the archway. Gross, but nothing unusual. About a minute or two after George and Boss disappeared to the second floor, from the bottom of the waste bin, dozens of black specks crawled out, flew up into the air and scattered everywhere.

No one noticed the black specks. And even if someone had, they would just think those specks were just teeny-tiny bugs. You'd need microscopic vision to see that those specks were not actually bugs, but actually bits of black paper cut out in the shape of bats. 

As Peggy walked through the aisles, she noticed something unusual about the books contained in the shelves. Sounds could be heard coming from them.

While exploring an aisle full of animal books, Peggy could hear lions roaring, tigers growling, birds chirping and dogs barking. Over by a shelf full of ocean books, there were the sounds of water slushing and waves crashing. And over at a section of books about ghosts and other spooky stuff - 

Peggy turned at her heels and walked the other way.

She passed through a wide opening into a separate chamber that contained tables and chairs of all kinds where people could sit down, read a book or do what looked like homework. There were pairs of big, black armchairs that sandwiched short, lamp-bearing coffee tables, red velvet-cushioned chairs were pushed into large work desks when not in use, and big, brown leather couches marked the edges of the area. More bookshelves stood against the walls, but in between there were tapestries with pictures that told the story of different times in the kingdom's history, and rather violent times at that.

Peggy was casually strolling by, behind one of the couches, with her hands held behind her back when a young lady with strawberry blonde hair sitting close by closed her book shut and put it down on the long, rectangular low table in front of her and announced, "I'm done. Go ahead and put it away."

Curious, Peggy stopped to watch when a hole opened up next to the book and a white gloved hand, a gentleman's hand, popped out. The hand grabbed the book and pulled it into the hole, which then closed and disappeared.

Over at a tall, wood podium, a stout man with a sheep's head rubbed his chin thoughtfully before speaking to the huge book on the slanted display.

"I'd like something on the rise and fall of the Eternal Queen," he said.

The book's pages all flew to one side on their own until stopping after something-hundred-something. After running his fingers over some words in the book, the sheep man nodded his fluffy sheep head and said, "This will do!"

Some words peeled themselves from the yellowing paper, glittering gold as they slowly drifted away. The sheep man followed the words out of the chamber to another one East.

Assuming that the huge book was some kind of directory, a way to look for books like you'd find on library computers back on Earth, Peggy decided to give it a shot and approached the huge book to make a request of her own.

"I'd like books on magic careers or magic jobs?"

A few page flips later, Peggy was presented with a list of books about magic-related jobs. One stood out to Peggy, titled, "Magic Jobs for Dummies, the Kind of Magic Jobs You Can Get and How to Get There."

"This one sounds good," Peggy said, poking the print with her fingers.

The words shined gold and flew out the book. Peggy followed them northward to another chamber, turned left, and climbed up a set of black, steel stairs that spiraled up to an open-air hallway that overlooked the floor below. Of course, books covered the wall of the hallway. 

A few feet down south, the words turned and slipped beneath a plain, brown door into the room behind. Peggy went into the room just in time to see the words stop over a red, leather-bound book and touched its spine. Light flashed and the words disappeared, but a golden glow lingered on the red book until Peggy pulled it free. It was the book she had chosen to look for.

She decided to give the book a quick read-through right away. 

Well, it was supposed to be a quick one, but she ended up engrossed by certain passages and read those more thoroughly than planned. Her eyes were practically glued to the book's pages until -

THUD!

Startled, Peggy looked up and turned. She looked down and spotted on the floor, a small black book with no title. Peggy looked up again and around, but didn't find anyone nearby. 

It looked like she was completely alone.

<== Chapter 26                                                                         Chapter 28 ==>

Saturday, September 23, 2023

The Vampire's Coffee Shop Ch. 26

Chapter 26
The Last Stretch and After


In the end, Christmas Dino was the overall victor of the race with a five-feet gap between her and Jing who got second place. Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons came in third by a few centimeters.

Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons was disappointed she was not Number One, but accepted the results with grace, satisfied that she got to have a fun challenge for once in a long time.

While the three frontrunners went over to a tent set up as a rest area and talked amongst themselves, the coffee shop Owner and the others continued to weave around the obstacles. At this point, everyone was just treating the race between the three frontrunners and the race between the rest of the racers as two separate races. Much of everyone's focus right now was on the coffee shop Owner and the rest.

The coffee shop Owner and the Head Magus were neck and neck in the lead while the Royal Guard Captain trailed behind them by a foot or two. Stonecrest was not too far behind. Dead last was Sir Wilder who wheezed and sweat buckets as he slowed down to a snail-paced jog about three blocks back.

"Well folks," said Howard, "this is it! Once our racers turn that corner, it's a straight shot to the finish line! At face value, it looks like the winner will either be the coffee shop Owner or the Head Magus. But I wouldn't count the others out just yet. It's anyone's guess who comes out on top. Well, except for Sir Wilder. That guy's definitely going to lose."

From the second-floor balcony of a restaurant, George clapped his hands and cheered, "Whoo! Go Dad, go! You can do it!"

And then he tore his eyes away from the giant magic mirror floating close to the balcony like a giant balloon, and said to the older lion man, "I need to go potty."

Norman blinked and stared at his nephew and said, "Seriously? Right when we're close to your adopted father's big moment?"

The lion cub replied back, "I drank a lot of orange juice. Be right back!" And then he ran off to the little boy's room.

Norman shook his head, sighed, and then mumbled, "Kids."

On the race track, the coffee shop Owner muttered, "I don't know why, but I feel like something mildly ridiculous just happened."

"What's this?" went the Head Magus. "Spacing out in the middle of the race? You must have a lot of confidence to do that when it's me you're up against."

"Yeah, well, it's not like you've ever beaten me once," said the coffee shop Owner.

The Head Magus fired back, "I've beaten you plenty of times before!"

"In your dreams, maybe."

"Why you-!"

But then and idea flashed in the Head Magus' mind, and then she pointed over the coffee shop Owner's shoulder and cried out, "Look! A ghost!"

The vampire scoffed at her. "Yeah, right! I'm not going to fall for that. How old do you think I am?"

But then, at his ear, a creepy little girl's voice whispered, "I hunger for your soul."

"WHAT THE-!?"

Startled, the vampire jumped and turned around. But the only thing behind him was a pair of big, red plastic lips giggling back at him as they broke apart into sparkling rainbow glitter that swirled away. After watching the glitter disappear into the sky, the coffee shop Owner swiveled his head back to the Head Magus who was now ahead, laughing.

"Oh, so that's how it's gonna be, huh?" said the vampire. "Well, two can play it that way!"

He cupped his hand over his mouth, puffed out a breath and then threw it like a baseball pitcher throwing a straight ball. Whatever he threw whizzed past the Head Magus.

"Ha! You missed!" the Head Magus taunted.

To which the coffee shop Owner responded with, "I wasn't aiming at you. Look ahead!"

"Huh?" The Head Magus raised her eyebrow. She returned her gaze to what's in front of her and stopped in her trackers, finding herself face to face with a cockroach the size of a grownup cow. A string of words spewed out of her panicked mouth that made a lot of parents glad the magic mirrors their kids were watching the race on did not have sound.

While the Head Magus freaked out, the coffee shop ran past her. He ran up the side of a building all the way up to its roof and hopped from one building to another, crossing three buildings in all, before jumping back down onto the road, all the while giving the magically grown bug wide, wide space. 

"Well, folks!" went Howard. "It looks like our racers are finally starting to try and sabotage each other. Honestly, I'm surprised it took them this long to do that.

"Anyway, things looked a bit dicey for the coffee shop Owner for a second there, but now he's in the lead with a growing gap between him and the Head Magus. And that gap's just going to keep growing unless the Head Magus gets moving again. But who can blame her when there's a gross, giant roach in the way?"

SPLAT!

"AND THE ROYAL GUARD CAPTAIN JUMPS HIGH INTO THE AIR, PULLS OUT A HUGE SHIELD FROM OUT OF THIN AIR, AND SLAMS DOWN RIGHT ON TOP OF THE GIANT COCKROACH USING A COMBO OF HIS WEIGHT, THE SHIELD'S WEIGHT, AND GRAVITY TO POP IT LIKE A BALOON! THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THE SECOND BEING THE ROACH ITSELF! I JUST KNOW I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES TONIGHT BECAUSE OF THIS!"

"You and me, both, Howard," said Daisy. "You and me, both."

Peggy felt close to throwing up while watching the race on the magic mirror.

"The cockroach is gone, said Howard, "but the Head Magus still doesn't seem like she wants to go on. Why? Well, probably because the whole street's covered in giant bug goo now. And I mean the WHOLE, ENTIRE street, including the building sides. So no scaling up to the rooftops like the coffee shop Owner did for the others. I feel sorry for the guy who has to clean that up later.

"Wait, what's that? We're the ones cleaning everything later? Me too? Do I have to? Well, crud.

"Anyway, the coffee shop Owner's still in the lead, with the Royal Guard Captain now in second place. Wow, that guy's hardcore to run through all those roach bits without flinching. Thanks to those two, we've now got a new (albeit really, really gross) impromptu obstacle for the rest of the racers. The Head Magus finally got moving again, quickly catching up to the Royal Guard Captain using the same trick she used to get through the Glue Shower, running on a bridge of water over all that bug goo. Stonecrest at fourth pulled out a pair of long, long stilts and is using them to traverse over the bug splatter. 

"But it looks like Sir Wilder's out of the race. That X sign he's making with his hands over his head while standing just a few feet from the bug goo means he's thrown in the towel and quit. You can tell what he's thinking just by looking at his face, and it is saying, 'Yeah. No way. Definitely cannot.' I can't say I really blame him. 

"That just leaves the coffee shop Owner, the Head Magus, the Royal Guard Captain and Stonecrest. The coffee shop Owner remains in the lead with the Royal Guard Captain right next to him. But the Head Magus has caught up and is now neck and neck with the other two, an unbelievable turn of events! Stonecrest remains far behind.

"They're almost at the finish line, running as hard as they can. It's still anyone's guess who'll come in first. No, wait! Both the coffee shop Owner and the Head Magus have overtaken the Royal Guard Captain. Once again, it's just the two of them!"

"Come on, Nephew!" Uncle Theo shouted. "You can do it!"

Peggy and Alan both yelled, "Go Boss, go!"

"Come on, Trickster!" screamed Roy through cupped hands. "You got this!"

Everyone crowded at the balcony railing, cheering at the top of their lungs as the vampire and the sorceress neared the town square. Some cheered for the coffee shop Owner and some cheered for the Head Magus. They were just seconds away from the finish line.

"Aaaaand . . . IT'S A TIE! The coffee shop Owner and the Head Magus both crossed the finish line at the exact same time!"

The crowd went wild with cheers and applause. Caught up in the excitement, Peggy added her voice alongside Alan and Roy, going, "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"What an amazing turn of events, folks! This race has truly been an edge-of-your-seat competition. With this, both the coffee shop Owner and the Head Magus share top spot over the normal racers. Too bad that doesn't mean anything when the actual first, second and third places have already been taken! 

"In another surprising turn of events, Christmas Dino is the overall winner of the Featherkeep Grand Prix, with Jing the Crimson Storm as runner up. Honestly, I was certain the Crimson Storm would take first. Definitely Not Queen of the North Mountain Dragons takes third place.

"But before we go, let's give all our contestants a well-earned round of applause! This is Howard - "

"- and Daisy - "

"- signing off!"

**********

It was late at night at the coffee shop, so late that it should actually be called morning now. The party held to celebrate a job well done in the race for the Owner and the Head Magus had long since ended and everyone else had gone home to sleep. 

George was the first to leave for bed. Honestly, he wanted to stay up later, but being a kid, Ten o'clock was the latest that his father would allow. Peggy, Roy, Alan and Timmy went home an hour and a half later. They traveled together partway and then split up at the end of the road. And then few minutes later, the Head Magus also went home. 

As for George's uncle, Norman, he only stuck around for a few minutes after the race. After a brief exchange of words with the coffee shop Owner, he departed for a train ride out of town.

Only the coffee shop Owner and Uncle Theo were left. They waited in the dimly lit storefront, just making small talk at a round table until the front door swung open and in crawled a crocodile. 

Most people would be alarmed to see a huge, carnivorous lizard suddenly pop up out of nowhere, but both the vampire and the man with a house for a head just took the beast's presence in stride.

The coffee shop Owner took one look of the crocodile, frowned and said, "About time you showed up. What took you so long, Mother?"

"Sorry, sorry," said the crocodile. "But you know how it is with these parties. Everyone wants to stick around until the very last minute."

The coffee shop Owner's mother who had been the Christmas Dino in the race and now transformed into a crocodile, crawled over to the others and sat down on a chair between her son and her cousin. 

"Well?" the coffee shop Owner said. "How'd it go?"

"Well . . ." said the crocodile. She told the others about her talk with the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons and the legendary alchemist Jing the Crimson Storm, leaving no details out.

By the time she was done, the sun had still not started to rise yet.

<== Chapter 25                                                                           Chapter 27 ==>


Saturday, September 16, 2023

The Vampire's Coffee Shop Ch. 25

Chapter 25
The Featherkeep Grand Prix

As soon as the flag was down, the racers sprang into action. Both the town's Head Magus, a lady in a white witch's hat, tackled Stonecrest, the armor-wearing chief director of a local big school, and the two went tumbling down the right while the coffee shop owning vampire, often called Owner or Boss, dove to the left. All the other local racers were sent flying into the great blue sky by a giant whirlwind that was created by an explosion of magic and raw strength when Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons, Christmas Dino and Jing the Crimson Storm kicked off and tore through the street.

"Unsurprising, in the lead we have the Christmas Dino, followed by Jing the Crimson Storm and Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons. Everyone else was sent flying away in a tornado. Someone call a medic, because they're sure to need one! And the rescue squad!

"The only ones left in the race, are the Royal Guard Captain who stopped himself from flying away by stabbing his sword into the ground and holding on, and Sir Wilder who was saved by the Royal Guard Captain."

Before he was sent flying himself, the Captain of the Royal Guard had pulled out his sword, stabbed it into the ground and held on with his right hand while his left arm was hooked around Sir Wilder, a goblin with face paint and hairdo that made him look like he belonged more in a heavy metal music band than in royal knighthood. The sword, a huge, shiny claymore with fancy decorations, stuck firm against the powerful gusts which saved the two visitors from the Royal Capital from an unplanned trip to the clouds with the other racers.

"Thanks, Captain," Sir Wilder said.

To which, the king's bodyguard replied, "Just doing my job, sir."

They were joined by the Head Magus, Stonecrest, and the coffee shop Owner who returned to the starting line as Howard spoke.

"We also still have the Head Magus and Director Stonecrest. The Head Magus pushed the director down, but since it was to save him from being blown away, she'll get away with just a yellow card this time. And we got the coffee shop Owner who jumped out of the tornado's reach."

"I've waited a long time for this," Sir Wilder said. And then he pointed his finger at the coffee shop Owner. "Finally, we settle the score, Trickster!"

The coffee shop Owner blinked, looked at the goblin blankly and asked, "Have we met before?"

Sir Wilder was thrown off-balance, flabbergasted.

He shouted in dismay, "You forgot me?" But he quickly recovered, cleared his throat and said, "Well, no matter. I will make sure that after today, you will never forget me again! By beating you in this race, I will finally wipe clean the stain you left on my honor all those years - HEY!"

While Sir Wilder was monologuing, the coffee shop Owner turned and ran, with his long, black cape fluttering at his back. A few seconds later, both Stonecrest and the Head Magus appeared close at his heels.

"Get a look at this, folks!" Howard cried out, picking up tempo. "Despite the huge gap with our three forerunners, it looks like the coffee shop Owner's decided to jump into the race anyway! And right behind him are Stonecrest and the Head Magus, neck and neck! That just leaves our two visitors from the Royal Capital who are now dead last, not counting all the dudes and gals that got blown away to the other side of the kingdom!"

The Royal Guard Captain looked at Sir Wilder.

With a sigh, Sir Wilder flapped his hand a couple of times and said, "Just go."

After giving their surroundings a quick look around and making eye contact with royal guards mixed into the crowds, the Royal Guard Captain nodded at Sir Wilder and then took off running after the others. The knight with the heavy metal rocker look soon followed.

While running to catch up to the over-powered frontrunners, the coffee shop Owner spoke to the Head Magus.

"You know it's kind of pointless to stay in the race, right?" the vampire said. "It's not like you're got a chance at the grand prize with those three so far ahead." 

"I wouldn't call it pointless," said the Head Magus. "I realized that Sir Wilder was right. If there's ever a time to settle the score with you, now's that time. There probably won't be another."

"Not that I care about that sort of thing myself anymore," said the coffee shop Owner.

"Then what's your reason for sticking around? You have just as much a chance of winning as I do."

"I'll explain later," said the coffee shop Owner. "Just know that I got one."

"In my case," said Stonecrest, suddenly just cutting into the conversation like it was natural, "it would set a bad example for the students if I, a teacher, quit halfway because of unfavorable odds."

Turning his attention back to the road ahead, the coffee shop Owner spotted a huge stone wall blocking the way. He observed it was about five feet taller than the buildings sandwiching it and reinforced by a shell of shimmering pink light.

Howard's voice came through from loudspeakers and said, "Looks like the coffee shop Owner, our town's Head Magus and Paladia School's chief director have finally reached the first obstacle: THE IMPENETRABLE WALL!

"Well, it's supposed to be impenetrable, but Christmas Dino, Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons, and Jing crashed through the first one like it was made of paper. Luckily, we thought something like this might happen and had magicians on standby make a new one. Seeing them on their knees and sweating buckets, I can tell they must have gone all out on this new wall. Just how will our remaining racers pass through this one?

"First, we got the coffee shop Owner who just breathed out a cloud of black smoke, which he tore in half and stuck to his feet. Aaand he jumps up, goes down, and now he's over the wall! What do you make of this, Daisy?"

"Well, Howard," said Daisy, "basically what happened was the smoke he stuck on his feet were like springs that gave him an extra bounce which helped him jump over the wall like some kind of super bunny. It's not all that impressive as far as magic spells go, but the height he reached in just one jump really shows how much skill and power he has as a spell caster. Most spell casters would need to jump again midpoint somewhere to reach that high." 

"In other words, to most people, it's not all that flashy, but to an expert, it shows he's a master," Howard said. "Now let's see how our other contestants get through. As an unwritten tradition of the Featherkeep Grand Prix, every year we get racers trying to show off what they got as stylishly as they can, so I'm looking forward to seeing what this year's racers got."

"Though, it looks like our frontrunners don't really care about style," Daisy added. "They're just bulldozing through everything in their way."

"Anyway," went Howard, "looks like my boss, the Head Magus decided to figure-skate her way over the wall. She's stuck ice blades beneath her feet and slid up the side of Byron's Barber Shop before kicking off with a triple axel somersault. Aaaand she sticks the landing, making a huge heart shape on the ground before going after the coffee shop Owner! What a performance! Right, Daisy?"

"Right you are, Howard," said Daisy. "But I have to make a correction."

"Oh? What kind?" asked Howard.

"You said that the Head Magus used ice blades, but actually, she was using water blades," Daisy said. "And glowing water blades at that! There's a trail of light that traces her path and that heart shape she made. And as the light fades, and as the water evaporates, you can see that there's not a scratch on the barber shop. If she had used ice blades, there'd definitely be a mark."

"Which Byron would NOT be happy about, if it happened," said Howard. "Leave it to the Head Magus to watch what she's doing so she won't cause others trouble. And speaking of Byron, here's a message from our sponsor, Byron's Barber Shop: Want a 'do that's just for you? Head over to Byron's Barber Shop! Now let's get back to the program."

Using his helmet, which he magically transformed into a rapidly spinning cone shape, Stonecrest dug a hole in the ground and tunneled his way past the wall. Both the Royal Guard Captain and Sir Wilder threw grappling hooks to the top buildings at either side of the wall, climbed up, hopped over to the next buildings, and then climbed back down.

"All right!" went Howard. "So far, everyone but whoever got blown away is still in the race. They've all made it past the wall. But will they be able to get through this next obstacle, the dreaded Glue Shower!

"Like the name suggests, there will be wizards waiting around the corner on rooftops who will be raining huge globs of glue down on our racers' heads! They've been told this already, but as a reminder, the racers are NOT allowed to strike back at the wizards throwing glue at them. And of course, with glue flying everywhere, the road got covered with the stuff!

"And in case you're wondering how our frontrunners got through the Glue Shower, despite supposedly being hard to get rid of magically, all the glue evaporated into steam before they could touch any of them!"

Without stopping, the coffee shop Owner threw his hand behind him and drew out a long, black umbrella from seemingly out of nowhere. The umbrella sprang open like a blooming flower as he held it up over his head.

"Unbelievable, folks!" Howard shouted excitedly. "The coffee shop Owner's sliding across all that glue like he's skating on ice! And all the glue that's tossed his way is just sliding off an umbrella he pulled out of his cape! Just what in the world's going on? Any ideas, Daisy?"

"It's Magical Friction Erasure," Daisy said. "Both his umbrella and his shoes, probably his cape and tuxedo too, have been enchanted so anything with magical energy loses friction and just slides right off. Part of what makes the glue hard to get rid of magically is because the glue itself is enchanted and covered in magical energy. The coffee shop Owner's using the glue's own magical protections against it."

"I'm guessing that's not an easy thing to pull off?"

"No, it is not," said Daisy.

She was equally impressed by the Head Magus who summoned all the water in the atmosphere to make an ever-growing floating platform over the road to run on while more water gathered over her head in the shape of a hollow dome and protected her from falling glue missiles. And she had a wall of water fly right in front of her to protect herself from the glue that slid off the coffee shop Owner's umbrella.

The Royal Guard Captain conjured several large, circle-shaped shields out of the palm of his right hand. They could fly and he jumped on one while the others clustered together and circled around. Flying was not allowed in the race, but Howard O.K.'d it because it looked like the king's bodyguard was still running.

Sir Wilder also conjured a shield, a single big one that flew over his head. He stopped just a little bit to cast a magic spell on his shoes before he continued running. Thanks to that spell, whenever he slipped off a shoe that got stuck in glue, a new shoe appeared on his foot in a flash of light. He left behind a long, long trail of shoes while trying to keep up with the others.

More obstacles awaited the racers running up and down the streets of Featherkeep. But with a bit of cleverness, creative magic talent, and of course physical fitness, the coffee shop Owner and those at his heels overcame them all. On the other hand, Christmas Dino, Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons, and Jing simply tore through whatever was in their way without slowing down. 

The fearsome threesome shredded ten-feet tall teddy bears, popped bubbles that were meant to ensnare and trap them, and smashed through narrow poles that they were supposed to hop on. They didn't even hesitate to plunge into a block of darkness that covered one end of an avenue to another. And when groups of men and women loitering on rooftops tossed down heavy nets, the nets burst into flames and turned to ashes that got blown away by the wind.

Christmas Dino, Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons and Jing the Crimson Storm of Zhao were simply, and literally, untouchable.

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Sunday, September 10, 2023

The Vampire's Coffee Shop Ch. 24

Chapter 24
The Lion and the Racers


"You seem to be in a good mood today," Roy said to Peggy as they traveled down the road. 

They were on their way to the town square where an annual event was taking place. That event: a race around the whole town. Anyone was free to enter the race as long as they followed the rules. However, there seemed to be an unwritten one that anyone entering should be a pro-level magic user.

"A newbie magic user like you should definitely NOT join the race," Mrs. Arkans had warned Peggy when the topic of the race came up during dinner.

While strolling through the lively streets of Featherkeep, Peggy had been cheerfully humming to herself, which prompted Roy's comment.

"Did something good happen?" asked Alan.

Partway to their destination, Roy and Peggy ran into the young goblin who was with a tall man introduced as a friend to Alan's family. The man, named Timmy, was a vampire like the coffee shop Owner, but he had fiery red hair and beard, a square jaw, and had muscles so huge, he was like testosterone personified which contrasted with the classical gentleman air that Boss usually carried.

"You could say that," Peggy replied. And then she reached into her shoulder purse.

Behind her, Timmy tensed up. But all Peggy pulled out was a hard, plastic-like card with her picture on it and some written details printed on it. Next to her picture were three gold stars.

Both young men looked at the card with wide eyes and immediately gave Peggy their congratulations.

"Congrats!" Roy cheered. "Now you're a full-fledged spell caster!"

"With this, you could take on jobs for pro magicians!" exclaimed Alan.

"I congratulate you on this momentous occasion, Lady Lau," Timmy said, giving a stiff nod. 

"Great, thanks," Peggy said. She really wasn't sure how to react to Timmy's rather stuffy congratulations, so let a little spirit slip away. "It definitely wasn't easy, though. I had to take the test FIVE TIMES before I finally passed!"

Roy blinked in surprise. "Really? Even with the coffee shop owner's help?"

Peggy shrugged and put the card back into her purse. "He gives me pointers when he has the time, but it's not like he ever became my full-blown tutor. I think if I were anyone's apprentice, I would be Mrs. Arkans'. The only thing Boss ever taught me seriously is how to be a barista."

"I see," Timmy muttered. "So the rumors of the Trickster taking on an apprentice were false. Well, to a certain extent, anyway."

"Hm? Did you say something, Timmy?" Peggy asked.

"No, nothing at all," Timmy quickly replied. "Anywhere, we're at the town square, but where are the others we're supposed to meet?"

"Good question," said Alan. He looked around with his hand cupped over his eyes, but it was hard to see through the throngs of people that had gathered for the event.

The people made a semi-circle around the statue which had the checkered starting line painted on the ground right in front of it.

Peggy also tried looking around, but was unsuccessful finding a single familiar face. But then -

"Hey! Peggy! Alan! Over here!"

Peggy turned her head to an open air balcony two floors up a nearby building. Leaning over the white stone railing was George, excitedly waving to the group below.

Peggy, however, was not too pleased and snapped at the young lion cub, "George, be careful! You'll fall!"

She was relieved when the kid shrank away from the edge of the balcony and then beckoned to the others.

"Found them!" she told the men before leading the group into the building which turned out to be a multi-floor restaurant. Waiting on the third floor at a round table placed near the balcony George had recklessly called from was, of course, George. At his right was Uncle Theo, his head still a house. But at the lion cub's right sat a person that Peggy had never seen before.

This stranger was a full-grown lion man with the bushy mane and everything. Because of that, Peggy could only guess that he might be related to George. And with his neat, pressed cream-colored suit with a white waistcoat, clean white gloves, and glistening black shoes, the stranger positively reeked of money.

"Hello," Peggy said to the lion man. "I don't believe we've met before. I'm Peggy."

The lion man rolled his eyes up and down at Peggy while keeping a frown on his face. But then he stood up and held his hand out to her.

"It is a pleasure to meet you," he said. His voice was baritone and he spoke in a dignified way. "My name is Norman, and I am George's uncle. His mother was my twin sister."

Peggy took Norman's hand and shook it. When she was done, Norman turned his gaze to the men behind Peggy.

"And who might you all be?" he asked. 

Roy and Alan shared uncertain glances. Behind them, Timmy seemed to glare at Norman with clenched jaws.

"The goblin's Alan!" George explained, oblivious to the heavy air. "He's another worker at Dad's shop, like Peggy. And the human's Roy, a regular customer! I don't know who the vampire is though."

"I'm Timmy," Timmy said. He said nothing more.

"It is nice to meet you all," said Norman. "Ah! But where are my manners? Please have a seat, all of you."

At the lion man's urging, everyone took a seat at the table. Timmy was the last to sit down and the most reluctant.

"There are some snacks on the table, if you're feeling peckish," Norman said, gesturing to the bowls of cookies on the table. "And we have tea and coffee. My treat."

"Sweet!" exclaimed George. He didn't hesitate to stick his hand into the bowl closest to him.

Norman also helped himself to a few cookies before taking a sip from his dainty coffee cup. Just by looking at his clothes, Peggy could tell that he must be a very rich man. And this place they were in now was probably the fanciest place that she's been in ever in her whole life. She's never really heard much about George's blood relatives before and was a bit curious about this uncle of his. 

But before she could get her questions out, suddenly, trumpets played and the event that had the whole town buzzing began. 

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! Guys and gals of all ages! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Welcome to Featherkeep's annual race, the FEATHERKEEP GRAND PRIX!"

Over at the tent behind the statue was a skeleton speaking into a microphone that carried his voice through strategically placed speakers. Peggy vaguely remembered meeting that skeleton when she visited the Head Magus' office a long time ago. If memory served her well, that skeleton was an intern there.

"The name's Howard, and I'll be your host today. With me is Daisy who works at Paladia School of Advance Magic."

So that's the skeleton's name, Peggy thought.

"The rules of the Featherkeep Grand Prix are simple," the skeleton continued. "First person who crosses the finish line wins. Magic is allowed, as long as it doesn't hurt anyone. Obviously, direct attacks are a no-no. And since this is supposed to be a foot race, flying is not allowed either. Contestants are to follow the race course which runs all around the town while dealing with traps along the way. These traps, by the way, were set up by a team of magic users handpicked by the Head Magus herself. And as I'm sure you all know, our town's Head Magus has friends in really high places. And really low places too."

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Suddenly, a woman's voice cut in.

"Yikes! B-b-boss! W-w-what are you doing here? I thought - !"

"Oh, I was just passing by when I overheard a certain intern suddenly spreading untrue rumors about his boss."

"Now who would do something so terrible?"

There was a loud squeak and then Daisy's voice came through the speaker with an apology for interrupting the program. She promised that it would continue shortly, and then it did with the skeleton pretending that the scolding of a lifetime never happened.

"Okay, let's get right to introducing our contestants. And boy, do we got a wild line up here! First up! We got someone you'd be familiar with, Daisy. He's the big honcho of Paladia School of Advance Magic, and he's as tough as he looks. Give it up for Chief Director Ethan Stonecrest!"

Director Stonecrest walked up to the checkered starting line, as always, covered in big, black armor, waving to the cheering crowd.

"Next up, for the first time in a long time, we got the town's top spell caster. She hails from a family of hardboiled knights, once prowled the streets as a young vigilante, say hello to Featherkeep's own Head Magus!"

The Head Magus appeared next to Stonecrest wearing her signature white, pointed hat, grinning big as she greeted the audience with a hand by her head. She acted as if she didn't just chew out a certain intern a few minutes ago.

"Next up . . ."

One by one, Howard the skeleton introduced the racers. There were senior guardsmen, magic shopkeepers, and even a few visitors from out of town. And then came a few unusual people.

"You're not going to believe this, folks," Howard said over his microphone. "All the way from the Royal Capital, we've got the king's own exclusive bodyguard and is the strongest man in the nation, the Captain of the Royal Guard!"

A large man with muscles bulging through his glowing red military coat covered with medals and tassels, stepped forward. The crowd grew quiet, stunned by the appearance of such an important person.

"And he's not the only one from the Royal Capital, folks. With the good captain is a knight not heard of since the days of Ariela's own gentlemanly Trickster. You wouldn't know he's a knight just by looking at him. He's the infamously wild, rock-n-roll dude, Sir Wilder!"

A middle-aged goblin leaped into the spotlight and shrilly shrieked, "ROCK-N-ROLL!" His hair, dyed orange, was moussed up into a line of sharp triangles that divided the top of his otherwise shining head in half. His face was completely painted in panda bear colors, and he stuck his tongue out while smiling at the crowd.

"Psst! Theo!" Norman whispered to Uncle Theo. "Isn't that the king!?"

To which, the man with a house for a head responded, "I see nothing. I know nothing."

"You know," said Howard, "this is my first time seeing him, but for some reason, I feel like I know him from somewhere before. I wonder why?"

Both the Head Magus and the Captain of the Royal Guard wore crooked smiles and had shaky laughs.

"So that's why the captain's here." Peggy thought she heard Alan mumble something but dismissed it as her imagination. No one saw how he shrank down in his chair while looking incredibly embarrassed.

The next person to appear was a lady in a beautiful, colorful dress. But while her dress was certainly eye-catching, what really made her stood out was the big paper bag covering her whole head.

"Well folks, looks like we've got a lady of mystery on our hands. Give it up for . . . Definitely Not the Queen of the North Mountain Dragons! Wait, huh?"

Howard paused. He looked at the list of racers and then looked up.

"Oooookay? Moving on, we've got . . . some kind of dragon-looking monster?"

The whole crowd went quiet when a tyrannosaurus rex wearing a Santa Claus hat suddenly stomped into view next to the lady with the paper bag over her head and screamed, "Merry Rex-mas!"

"According to the entry form, the dragon-thing's a her, and her name's the Christmas Dino. Yeah, I'm just not going to think too hard on that."

"Who on Emeron could that be?" Norman asked. Both George and Uncle Theo shrugged.

Peggy knew who the dino was right away, but she kept quiet for Boss' sake. FYI, the Christmas Dino is actually Boss' mom.

"Let's see who else is on the roster," Howard said. "Wha-!? Seriously? No kidding? THAT'S who's here?"

Murmurs erupted from the crowd as people wondered who else could be on the list of racers that could get Howard so flustered. They didn't have to wait long to find out.

"Uh . . . Ladies and gentlemen, you're not going to believe this, but joining us all the way from the Zhao Empire is Jing Wu, the one and only Crimson Storm!"

Disbelief, shock and awe exploded from the townsfolk as a silver-furred werewolf strolled into view. He wore a high-collar suit and long, flowing cape that were all red. Over his squinty eyes, he wore a pair of dainty, circle-shaped glasses. 

Peggy remembered meeting the werewolf on New Year's Eve. She could never forget how he conjured hundreds of portals to bring out giant cannons that rapid-fired red lasers into the sky as replacement fireworks.

At the tables behind hers, people spat out their drinks in surprise.

"As you all know," Howard continued, "Jing is one of seven unbeatable heroes called the Seven Colors. He's a borderline Six-Star demigod and to the whole wide world, the King of Alchemy! Some of the stuff he's done include capturing a gang of one hundred bandits by himself, punching a giant hole through a six-feet thick wall of pure diamond WITHOUT MAGIC, and beating up a full-grown demon dragon until it cried for its mama."

"Is any of that really true?" Peggy asked the others.

"Oh, definitely," said Uncle Theo. "I heard the same things about the Crimson Storm from VERY reliable sources. Besides, weren't you there when he helped out with the fireworks problem on New Year's? You should know better than any of us what he can do."

That Peggy did.

Definitely Not Queen of the North Mountain Dragons gave the Christmas Dino and Jing a the Crimson Storm a sideways look and thought, "I only joined this race on a whim because of the lion cub, and thought it'd be a bit boring. But it looks like this will turn out to be a fun contest after all. These two just reek of power!"

"Seriously, what is up with this line-up?" Howard wondered aloud. "I know Featherkeep's a bit of a tourist trap, but this town's been seeing waaaay too many super-powered folks lately.

"Anyway, last up, we got the owner of the coffee shop." Howard started to sound really drained. "You all know which one I'm talking about. Honestly, I was really excited when I heard he'd be in the race since he's like the second-highest rank magician alongside the Head Magus this town's got. But compared to all these weirdos from out of town, he's just meh."

Boss walked over to the starting line, clearly displeased at his intro. He was dressed in a black tuxedo beneath a long, flowing cape and also had on a gentleman's top hat and a pair of polished dress shoes. There was only scarce, scattered clapping. He glanced sideways at his fellow racers, stopping his eyes on the dinosaur. When the Christmas Dino looked back and gave him a cheery wave with her stubby arm, the vampire turned away and sighed.

Peggy was no lip reader, but it looked like Boss mouthed to himself, "I should not have come here."

"Okay!" Howard said, forcing some pep back into his voice. "Let's get this thing started! Racers, on your marks!"

He and the other racers looked in front of them.

"Get set!"

The racers leaned down.

"Go!"

A girl in a yellow cheerleading outfit waved a huge flag down in front of the racers and then -

BOOM!

<== Chapter 23                                                                                 Chapter 25 ==>